A Message to Christian Praise Bands

Collective Stupidity

Americans! Stop tweeting pictures of your debit cards

My goodness, the stupidity of humanity is mind boggling.  How is it that so many people thought it would be a good idea to post a picture of their debit cards online.  "Hey dummies, could we get a picture of the three digit code on the back too.  No, I'm not planning anything nefarious.  I'm just curious what the back of the card looks like, that's all."

Priorities

This entire comic can be explained in the below screen cap.  I hope that it's fake.

Because a documentary on dolphins is so much like Terminator 2

So browsing my recommendations on Amazon.com one day, I was recommended a documentary on dolphins.  Because I enjoyed Terminator 2.  Because as we all know, a documentary on dolphins is just like Terminator 2, what with their time traveling from the future to execute people from the past.  Below you'll see a screen cap of the original recommendation along with a quick Photoshop of it with a shotgun and red glowing eye.

And here is my comic rendition of it.

I'm contemplating making a short comic, perhaps a few pages long of this robot dolphin from the future going around with a shotgun executing other dolphins with reckless abandon.  This will most like be something for a later time.  It's something I'd want to put some more effort into and not just a knock off of a Photoshop I did a few years back.

Safety Forced

London pads lamposts to protect people from themselves 

Yes, this is very old news and I hope that London has since stopped with this foolishness, but it still begs to be mocked.  Back in 2008, the city of London began padding it's street lamps due to people walking into them while texting.  Seriously.  It's really quite pathetic of the government as it is not their job to protect us from ourselves.  It frightens me the thought of something like this catching on.

And thus, Cthulhu was born

63 year old woman becomes pregnant in the mouth.

It's not everyday ejaculatory into the mouth makes you think of the Deep Ones, but that's exactly the imagery this story brought forth.  Poor woman just went out for lunch or dinner and ended up with a mouth full of semen.  Specifically squid semen.  And this isn't the first time it's happened.  Even though the animal is cooked dead, the insides can apparently remain alive, still attempting to impregnate even after death.  Thankfully, this is a problem confined to the east as western cultures generally remove the internal organs before cooking.

You cannot attempt to legislate common sense without being compared to a cartoonish villain.

After soda ban proposal, NYC officials set sights on popcorn and milk shakes